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i'm moving

2009-03-05T14:06:00.004-06:00

hey everyone, i'm moving from hells kitchen to nolita... oh la la, how trendy... no really, i'm moving to Elizabeth street.... if you need to get in touch via mail, here's the address, 265 Elizabeth street apt 2 ny ny 10012.

in other news, thanks to gary and carol fey who totally hooked it up in steamboat, i've included a photo from the slopeside bar right the mountain... i love that place... in the picture is jrod fey, carol and gary fey, tj rose, tina schirmang, cam, caitlyn fey and me down in front.... what what... let's get weird and live the dream

listen to mixtape... das good

2009-03-05T14:02:00.003-06:00

hey y'all, have you heard about the new indie band mixtape? they're awesome. i've only had the chance to see them once but they're definitely a quality band led by pianist craig hartley.... they've been putting on a lot of shows recently in nyc and new haven... i suggest you check them out

i've been away for far too long

2009-02-06T09:46:00.003-06:00

hi everyone, sorry for the graphic picture... that's my friend ryan naumann, and he's done a pretty good job timing himself... its pretty rad. anyhow, check out ryan's cartoons at http://www.grovanostra.com

10-21 and all that newness

2008-10-21T06:40:00.004-06:00

10-21-2008... yes, a day that will live in infamy... well not really, there is nothing new going on here, still working at google, still living in hells kitchen, still having fun in the city and in hoboken, still traveling a lot... life is good you know.

speaking of traveling, going to lexington, kentucky this weekend to the keeneland race track and hang out with fey and foley.

steve roach's deep thought

2008-10-21T06:38:00.001-06:00

just remember that... no one is better than you

gentlemen - we're back

2008-08-21T07:54:00.002-06:00

hello hello, it's been a long time since i've posted anything... actually about six months so i figured it's time for an update.... so what's new, not much, summer was good, did some traveling, you know, went to philly, see the pic above. then me, ry and fey raged philly like none other. hung out at mcgillin's ale house, www.mcgillins.com, which is one of the oldest bars in philly... which incidentally is one of the oldest cities in the usa.... i'll be back.

running

2008-02-04T14:48:00.001-06:00

im running a lot. use mapmyrun.com. 8 miles each day on the weekend makes me sore on monday.

my friends

2008-01-08T08:01:00.000-06:00

good morning band members,

im a little ADD this morning and have a great story. you're buddy and mine, Craig Langslet broke the 007 record set earlier last year by Andrew Pratt. In an impressive feat, he pounded 15 007s and two Irish car bombs in 6 hours (approximately 1 and 1/2 NFL football games), shattering the earlier record of 12. Congratulations.

Andrew Pratt, who tried to keep up and break his own record was sent home after the giants' victory by Karianna Langslet. By his own account, he vomited all over his own bathroom, which karianna had to clean up, and went to bed by 6 pm. Way to go Andrew! I hear apple juice helps, but not if you throw it up.

After Andrew's ejection, Craig pushed on. But he not alone, he was accompanied by Hamlet Caminero, Robert Messinger, Heather Messinger, Ryan Foley and Steve Roach. Craig and Hamlet continued to drink until both blacked out by 7 pm yesterday. These two are the real champions and have retired, both siting injured livers as reasons for not participating in next weeks playoffs. Ryan Foley kept pace stacking up White Russians and miller lites with Steve Roach - total of 8 White Russians and 2 miller lites a piece.

Robert and Heather also earned an honorable mention. The Messingers tallied 4 kettle rocks (doubles), and 12 007s.

If God was American, he would live for Sundays in Hoboken.

In China, when you get to the airport everyone be talking in American slang.

2007-12-19T09:21:00.000-06:00

Ike Wister Turner (November 5, 1931 – December 12, 2007) was an American musician, bandleader, talent scout, and record producer, best known for his work with his then wife Tina Turner as one half of the Ike & Tina Turner duo. Spanning a career that lasted half a century, Ike's repertoire included blues, soul, rock, and funk. Alongside his former wife, he was inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1991 and in 2001 was inducted into the St. Louis Walk of Fame.

Turner is said to have been married 14 times but he has only been known to have married four times publicly. Turner's first marriage was to Lorraine Taylor, who had two sons with Ike. The facts surrounding his second marriage, to Anna Mae Bullock (otherwise known as Tina Turner), have been hotly debated. It is believed that Ike married Tina in 1962 due to worries over being sued for child support and alimony payments by Taylor. The ceremony is claimed to have taken place in Tijuana, Mexico, and Tina had a son with Ike. However, their marriage was overshadowed by Ike's constant abuse towards her. Tina filed for divorce and it was finalized in 1978, with Ike keeping every asset attained during the marriage. Ike is said to have openly cheated on Tina with other women, one of which was former Ikette Ann Thomas, whom he had a baby by and whom he later married in 1981. In 1995, he married yet another Ikette, Jeanette Bazzell. Ike has four known children: sons, Ike Jr., Michael and Ronald and daughter, Mia.

In the mid-1980s, Turner suffered a brush with the law when he was convicted of drug-related charges and sentenced to several years in a California state prison. Turner was still in prison pleading parole when he and Tina were inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1991, which Tina accepted on his behalf.

In 2001, Turner's long-awaited autobiography, Takin' Back My Name (ISBN 1-85227-850-1), was published. In Tina Turner's 1986 autobiography I, Tina, later filmed as What's Love Got to Do with It?, Tina accused Ike of violent spousal abuse, which Ike repeatedly denied for many years. However, in his 2001 autobiography Ike admitted, "Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her."

Turner has attributed many problems off the stage to his drug and alcohol addiction and intense use of cocaine, resulting in his abusive behavior and relationship with his wife and children. Since being released from prison in 1993, Turner had maintained sobriety and continued playing music.

On October 17, 2007, in a telephone interview conducted by satellite radio personality, Howard Stern, Ike claimed that he and Tina Turner were never actually married, though he did not explain why they shared the same last name.

Turner died on December 12, 2007 at 76 years old at his home in San Marcos, California, near San Diego. [5] The cause of death was not immediately released but Jeanette Bazzell Turner reported that he had emphysema.

I believe I was ahead of my time. - Ike Turner

2007-12-19T09:17:00.001-06:00

deep thoughts - volume 1.4 - money

2007-12-18T10:22:00.000-06:00

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

deep thoughts - volume 1.3 - period?

2007-12-14T14:28:00.001-06:00

Why do they call it a period? There is nothing final
about it. They come once a month....

hmmmm....

Craig Bailey

deep thoughts - volume 1.2 - ideas

2007-12-14T14:22:00.000-06:00

Deep Thoughts
by Steve Roach
The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for. - R. Stevens

deep thoughts - volume 1.1 - oranges

2007-12-14T14:21:00.000-06:00

deep thoughts
by steve roach
i think they named oranges before they named carrots........

est-ce que tu parle francais?

2007-11-20T01:03:00.000-06:00

i like french girls

just plain weird

2007-11-20T01:01:00.000-06:00

it's not that i like to dance but this is just plain weird

hey kid, the red sox sucks....

2007-11-20T00:58:00.000-06:00

Griffin Whitman, a 10-year-old Red Sox fan from Swampscott, was excited to attend his first Yankees vs. Red Sox game Friday night. The young autograph -collector was even more thrilled to score Yankees outfielder Shelley Duncan’s signature before the game. That is, until Griffin read the message from the 27-year-old rookie: “Red Sox suck! Shelley Duncan.”

“It was cool to get his autograph,” Griffin said. “It didn’t make me feel happy when he wrote that.”

Griffin’s mother, Karen, blasted the Yankees slugger’s bad manners.

“This is someone who wears the Yankee uniform and is on the payroll and should be setting an example for 10-year-olds,” she said.

"You know what," exclaimed Duncan at the 4040 club in New York, "The little kid should know better."

my youth and the nba

2007-11-15T08:10:00.000-06:00

hey guys,
so one of the best perks of living in the city is going to basketball games. you know the N-B-A. it's pretty cool. i used to go with my grandpa, pop-pop and found this picture of the two of us. what do you think? pretty cool that an old geezer can take his grandson to see a knicks game and they all they end up enjoying is the dancers...we both really liked the dancers. i guess it's because the knicks stink.... then again, probably not.

hey blog!

new moves...

2007-11-15T08:03:00.000-06:00

hey readers,
i apologize for falling off the face of the earth. life has been kind of busy over here... a few quick updates, i've moved out of hoboken, sold all of my furniture - not my bed- moved to the upper east side. now why on earth would i do that? if we've talked in the last 2 years, you'd know that my commute from hoboken was 30 minutes tops, now it's 30 at best, 45 usually and to top it off, my apartment is smaller... so why do it? i have no idea. i'm still working it out.... if you can't tell my inner dialogue would like to say, it's because you want the ladies and hoboken isnt sexy.... then again neither is my apartment.

Lionel Richie is my hero

2007-09-07T13:51:00.000-06:00

this picture is for all the ladies that visit my blog. hello.

Falsely-accused Duke lacrosse players seek millions, reforms

2007-09-07T07:56:00.001-06:00

Falsely-accused Duke lacrosse players seek millions, reforms

Associated Press Updated: September 7, 2007, 9:21 AM ET

RALEIGH, N.C. -- Attorneys for the three players falsely accused in the Duke University lacrosse rape case are seeking a settlement of about $30 million and several changes to the state's legal process, a person close to the case said early Friday.

If the terms aren't met, the players' attorneys will file a civil rights lawsuit against the city of Durham early next month, said the person, who requested anonymity because not all of the details of the proposed settlement had been worked out.

During a discussion Wednesday with Durham officials, players' attorneys Brendan Sullivan and Barry Scheck, stressed that the money they are seeking -- about $10 million each for David Evans, Collin Finnerty and Reade Seligmann over five years -- must be accompanied by the legal reforms, the person said.

On Thursday, City Attorney Henry Blinder and City Manager Patrick Baker briefed elected officials on the settlement discussions, according to The Herald-Sun of Durham, which first reported on the settlement demands. The city has a $5 million liability insurance policy with a $500,000 deductible, the paper reported.

In addition to the money, the attorneys are seeking the creation of ombudsman positions to review complaints of misconduct about North Carolina district attorneys, the person close to the case said. They also want Durham city officials to lead the lobbying for any legal changes that would require action by the state's General Assembly.

The three players were charged with raping a woman hired to strip at an off-campus party thrown by the lacrosse team in March 2006, but the case was thrown out and the players declared innocent after it became clear that the evidence the case was built on was pitifully weak.

The Durham County district attorney who brought the charges, Mike Nifong, was scheduled to report to jail at 9 a.m. Friday to serve a 24-hour sentence after being found in contempt last week for lying to the court.

Superior Court Judge W. Osmond Smith III ruled that Nifong, who was disbarred for committing more than two dozen violations of the state's rules of professional conduct, "willfully made false statements" to the court last September when he insisted he had given defense attorneys all results from a critical DNA test.

The omitted data contained test results showing that DNA of multiple men, none of whom were lacrosse players, was found on the accuser. A defense attorney eventually deciphered the omitted information amid nearly 2,000 pages of test data.

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

YouTube Clip Playboy After Dark in 1971

2007-08-22T06:56:00.000-06:00

it must be fun to be hef.

frenchy french french french

2007-08-06T15:59:00.000-06:00

awesome b-ball skills

2007-08-02T09:51:00.000-06:00

killa cross overs courtesy of the beasties

breastie boy blog

2007-08-02T09:49:00.000-06:00

hello,
i just found the beastie boy blog when i was looking for tickets to the mccarren pool in brooklyn and i found this.

are you hot like curry

2007-07-30T11:18:00.000-06:00

yeah yeah yeah

get electric

leggie blond love song

2007-07-30T11:13:00.000-06:00

hi leggie blond

then goodbye

Did David Bowie visit your blog?

2007-07-23T15:20:00.001-06:00

Michael and Sanjaya

2007-07-22T13:48:00.000-06:00

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

2007-07-11T07:29:00.001-06:00

Flight of the Conchords - Rappers Delight

Business Time by you know who

2007-07-11T07:26:00.000-06:00

BUSINESS TIME.... get down

New Flight of the Conchords video

2007-07-11T07:17:00.000-06:00

Flight of the Conchords - Robot Future

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Whats up people? Link to this blog and get the word out about the Flight of the Conchords. This is a new favorite show.

flight of the conchords please

2007-07-10T07:32:00.001-06:00

new tattoo

2007-07-03T06:36:00.000-06:00

not on me, not yet anyway. i was thinking about this... but more of a montage dedicated to the Ultimate Warrior.

thought of the day

2007-07-02T13:11:00.001-06:00

no one knows everything; everyone knows something

serious news alert

2007-06-29T07:23:00.000-06:00

the strokes my friend, the strokes

2007-06-28T11:21:00.001-06:00

okay, i need to say something

2007-06-28T07:06:00.000-06:00

so how do i say ask this is in the correct way... what the fuck? this man needs to put down the fork. and i think he has given up on trying to meet a lady. you think?

and further more, who is the guy in the back... no not the guy with the kid, the dude behind him.

TMNT Anti-Drug Ad

2007-06-25T11:13:00.000-06:00

Whats wrong with Michaelangelo? Why would he suggest getting a pizza?

Thrillist is the Illest

2007-06-25T07:07:00.000-06:00

this picture, like many of mine is from the thrillist new york newsletter. i highly recommend that you go here, http://www.thrillist.com and sign up for the news letter. i dig it and it has given me plenty of good ideas.

eye contact and women

2007-06-21T12:51:00.000-06:00

When should you make your move

When should you approach her?

There is a very specific moment that lasts for only a few minutes that determines whether you will be able to pick her up or not. You should make your move on the third eye-contact you two make.

No more. No less.

Anything before that will be premature:

0 eye contacts made: "Let me check you out while you introduce yourself, buster."

1 eye contact made: "I have checked you out and am forming an opinion about you."

2 eye contacts made: "I am considering you as potential playmate"

This is when you move in:

3 eye contacts made: "I am inviting you to come over and talk to me, act on it now!"

Anything after that will make you look less confident:

4 eye contacts made: "I am wondering why you didn't respond to her invitation, do you not like her?"

5 eye contacts made: "Are you keeping me as your back up plan?"

6 eye contacts made: "If you are shy, you are not worth my time."

7 eye contacts made: "Are you slow or what? Geez"

8 eye contacts made: "What a looser! We are all talking about you at our table."

9 eye contacts made: "Ha! And to think I was going to give it to him tonight…"

Yes, it takes guts to be able to react to the third time she checks you out.

But if you do go there and introduce yourself, you will find that talking to her and seducing her will be a lot easier than any other time. This is the moment when she is most receptive to you.

Your only effort will be to walk up to her, everything else will work out as planned.

If, you wait till the sixth eye contact, you will have to spend some time convincing her that you are the lover she has been looking for...not an easy task.

crime scene investigation

2007-06-21T11:13:00.000-06:00

up late last night in hoboken

2007-06-21T07:11:00.001-06:00

and i saw this guy when i went out to get a gallon of water. kind of weird.

binary comedian

2007-06-21T06:55:00.000-06:00

courtesy of a friend in IT

So there I am...enjoying my last commute as a free man...headphones on,
reading a magazine on the platform waiting for the subway...

I feel this WHACK against my leg..."What the F!?" as I turn around and see
some blind guying waving his stick at me...

I take out my earphone and look at him..."Can't you f*cking see I'm
listening to music? D*ck!!"

Guess he didn't see me.

aliens dont do drugs

2007-06-19T07:37:00.000-06:00

watch the most wonderful video in the world

click here please

Dolph Lungren wins long, courageous battle with fame

2007-06-19T07:25:00.000-06:00

extra... extra.... dolph is back at the bottom.

listen here for his exclusive story about how he managed to fight fame and rise to the ranks of most aweful rocky opponent.

Slate Article-- Bogus Trend Story of the Day

2007-06-19T07:23:00.001-06:00

The Sunday New York Times discovers online sales losing "steam."
By Jack Shafer
Posted Monday, June 18, 2007, at 6:05 PM ET

Illustration by Mark Alan Stamaty. Click image to expand.Nothing lives up to our expectations. My parents. Your children. Television season finales. Yesterday (June 17), the New York Times located its disappointment in Web-based retailing in a 1,200-word, Page One piece titled "Some Buyers Grow Web-Weary, and Online Sales Lose Steam."

The lede of the article asks, "Has online retailing entered the Dot Calm era?" The story answers resoundingly, "Yes."

The Times finds consternation in the fact that since the Web commerce got started, annual online retail sales have grown at about 25 percent. But those overall rates are slowing, the paper reports, and market-research firms project further slowing. The Times quotes a Jupiter Research finding that online retailing's growth rate has peaked and will slow to 9 percent a year by the end of the decade.

The Times presents a few bogus anecdotes to explain the slippage, including "Internet fatigue" on the part of consumers who are "changing their buying habits." A shopper tells the Times that he now prefers real stores to online ones because of better lighting and better service. His example: Book Passage in downtown San Francisco. The shopper's wife—who just happens to be an executive at the brick-and-mortar department store Macy's—says shopping online is "much more of a task." What else would she say?

The piece provides additional evidence to account for online's decline. Dell now sells computers at Wal-Mart, it reports. Gone unmentioned is the fact that Dell sold PCs at Best Buy, Costco, and Sam's Club as recently as 1994, according to this Times article from one year ago. Another anecdote: Expedia.com has "almost tripled" its number of ticketing kiosks in hotels and other touristy spots. It could be a terrific supporting statistic if the story included the base number of kiosks that have been almost tripled, which it doesn't. The most bogus anecdote claims that "Borders … recently revamped its Web site to allow users to reserve books online and pick them up in the store." There's nothing "recent" about that service. Borders spokeswoman Anne Roman says via e-mail that the book chain has given customers the option to reserve books online and retrieve them in stores since November 2002.

See more of this article here

my kid

2007-06-19T07:18:00.000-06:00

hi,

here is a picture of my kid brother. Like the rest of my family, he's kind of hairy. which is weird. cool but weird.

i got a haircut

2007-06-19T07:16:00.000-06:00

with you in mind..... happy valentines day honey

He was killed....

2007-06-12T09:36:00.000-06:00

in fact, the ending was genius if you've paid attention to the show
or are just a fan of well developed well thought out plots that all
tie together and have the memory of a champ to remember it all

the ending was simple, he got killed, but let me tell yall why and
explain in detail... There was 3 people in the room total who had a
reason to kill tony.....

the two black guys, they were paid before to kill tony but he was
only shot in the ear, this was in one of the earlier seasons,

also in the earlier seasons, the trucker who was sitting at the bar
stool, who the camera kept focusing in on, is Nikki leotardo, Phil
Leotardos nephew, he was in one of the early season episodes where
Phil and Tony have a sit down....

heres where the genius comes in....

When tonys walking in the diner,you see the camera focus on him, then
it switches to his perspective, and you see him looking @ the booth
hes gonna sit at...

then the camera switches back to tonys face, then it once again
switches to his perspective, and it shows him looking @ the door and
looking @ the people come in..... Everytime the door opens the Chimes
sound....... Carmela walks in, Chimes, AJ walks in Chimes, this when
Meadows parallel parking, still trying to get inside the
restaurant....

at this point the camera switches back to the trucker who goes in the
bathroom......

Then it goes to a scene where meadow finally parks and starts running
in the diner....

the doors about to open, Tony looks up....

and No Chimes......................

No Music............

Everything just goes black...............

In one of the early episodes of the sopranos, tonys talking with
bobby about what it must feel like to die..

Bobby says "at the end, you probably dont hear anything, everything
just goes black"

part of that was revisited in the second to last episode during the
last seconds of it, when tonys about to go to sleep and he flashes
back to the memory of him and bobby on the boat... "You probably dont
hear anything everything just goes black"

so in the end, the Journey song was playing, the chimes on the door
sounded but when meadow came in, the guy in the trucker hat came out
and killed tony...

its the reason you dont hear, or see anything when he died.... it was
from his perspective.... and everything went black, then the credits
rolled.

what is going on today

2007-06-11T11:01:00.000-06:00

first off, i find the jiggy video, then i find this one.

gross.

to all my ladies in this

2007-06-11T08:44:00.000-06:00

with styles and grace
who need a little help
but can still get jiggy with it

imagine if this was your mom

2007-06-10T10:25:00.000-06:00

this story stinks- thank god its not true

2007-06-05T15:29:00.001-06:00

Red Sox Fan vs. Yankee Fan
One foggy night, a Yankees Fan was heading north from
New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from
Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each
other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Yankees Fan manages to climb out of his car and
surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and
says, "Man, I am lucky to be alive." Likewise, the Red
Sox Fan gets out of his car uninjured, feeling equally
fortunate to have survived.

The Yankees Fan walks over to the Red Sox Fan and says
"Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put
away our petty differences and live as friends instead
of being rivals." The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment
and says, "You know, you're right. We should be
friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red Sox Fan then pops his
trunk open and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Yankees fan, "I think this is
another sign - we should toast to our new found
friendship".

The Yankees Fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After
sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to
the Red Sox Fan and says "your turn."

The Red Sox Fan calmly twists the cap back on the
bottle, throws it over the bridge into the river and
says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to
show up. Go Sox!!!!!!!!!!!

iphonics

2007-06-05T12:04:00.001-06:00

cincinnati is nice in the summer

2007-06-05T11:57:00.000-06:00

hi everyone,

i really really really like cinci in the summer. its like san francisco only clean. san francisco is actually a shit hole place filled with pimps and hookers and super aggressive homeless people. WTF.

why dont we do ourselves a favor and go to cincinnati?

college

2007-06-01T07:28:00.001-06:00

found a picture of my brother from college. can you see him too?

its a jungle out there

2007-05-31T13:18:00.000-06:00

its been a really busy week and i got food poisoning. weak..

you wanna see something cool?

2007-05-30T07:44:00.000-06:00

http://maps.google.com/help/maps/streetview/index.html

good morning-- rise and shine.

2007-05-25T06:32:00.001-06:00

hahaha-- high school graduation picture

2007-05-24T12:18:00.001-06:00

Razor Madness

2007-05-24T07:20:00.000-06:00

so, yeah, um, this guy likes to ride the razor scooters at work just as much as anyone else.

Jerry Springer-- Former Cincinnati Mayor

2007-05-23T13:39:00.000-06:00

a picture is worth a thousand words

2007-05-23T13:36:00.000-06:00

what do you think this picture says... i think it says i'm not having kids for a while..

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

2007-05-23T12:20:00.000-06:00

2007-05-23T12:00:00.000-06:00

NY Post: lemens won/loss record will dictate how much criticism he gets for coming and going.

2007-05-23T09:13:00.000-06:00

By GEORGE KING

If Roger Clemens pitches well nobody will criticize him for coming and going in the Yankees' universe. If he gets rocked regularly expect to hear about his schedule as the reason.

By GEORGE KING

More here

what is the world coming to?

2007-05-23T07:21:00.000-06:00

last night the yankees had their @ss handed to them and then i see this picture this morning. it makes me shake my head.

early christmas

2007-05-23T07:01:00.002-06:00

as a man about town, i was walking to work this morning when i found a santa showing the goods to the faithful.

live the dream

2007-05-23T07:01:00.001-06:00

i was young

2007-05-22T15:22:00.000-06:00

hi readers,
i blog but i was once a kid like you. i had my picture taken in grade school, like you. i even had a mullet with razor stripes on the side, like you.

I have begun to circulate at work. please continue to spread the love.

did you see that

2007-05-22T15:00:00.000-06:00

so i was talking to my friends about my blog. and they were like, cool bro, i blog too. everyday actually. i blog about really important stuff in my life.... not

and then

i went to burger king and it looks like they need people

2007-05-22T13:27:00.000-06:00

the park

2007-05-22T12:21:00.000-06:00

this weekend before going on a golf out i took this picture of my nephew at the park. he was feeding the birds when all of a sudden.

MySpace Graphics - MySPACE MONEY

needles to say, we left immediately

i go to church

2007-05-22T12:19:00.001-06:00

so does she. unfortunately, this nun likes the "bad sites"

MySpace Graphics - MySPACE MONEY

dont stop till you get enough

2007-05-22T12:14:00.001-06:00

MySpace Graphics - MySPACE MONEY

so tonight is game 2 of the yankees red sox- the third series so far this year.. 19 games overall throughout the year. a bit much i think but it really the only game worth watchin.

royal bullocks

2007-05-22T12:12:00.000-06:00

MySpace Graphics - MySPACE MONEY

when math problems are too much

2007-05-22T12:10:00.000-06:00

pictures from the wedding

2007-05-21T14:21:00.000-06:00

fart knockers

2007-05-21T13:16:00.000-06:00

you know you've had to much to drink

2007-05-21T13:14:00.000-06:00

when you're a dude and your grinding with other dudes... i might have a blog but at least i dont cross swords....

you're a dancer

2007-05-21T13:12:00.000-06:00

has anyone ever told you that your a dancer?

2007-05-21T13:11:00.000-06:00

look at these beautiful people. they love this blog.

blogging about the band

2007-05-21T13:02:00.000-06:00

the band hates the blog... but the blog loves the bang....

here are some of the better lines from this week.
I just ate greasy food for lunch and shat a huge blog. Captain's Blog 808: To blog-finity and beyond!! C. Bailey

5/21/2007 2:10 pm - My friends are making fun of you blog, they don't know how well you listen and record my great ideas. Too bad they don't have blogs...then they would know...and we could all link our blogs together. Robinson Caruso

I could blog about Moses all night and all day long. Fo' fey

I blog for Jesus. I was born to blog you....but you were born to blog me first. C. Bailey

WWBG... what would blog do.. fo' fey

life is too short to live without a blog

2007-05-21T13:01:00.001-06:00

ask nick nolte

why do you hate me

2007-05-21T12:48:00.001-06:00

people hate me because i blog... that's stupid

goth vs. emo

2007-05-18T13:24:00.000-06:00

i just spent the last half hour on the website vampirefreaks.com and i am so scarred and scared beyond belief. the scariest ever. holy cow.

check it out for yourself. its like a bad accident and you cant keep from watching it over and over and over and over

http://vampirefreaks.com/gallery.php?u=psyclon_nine

was my last post inappropriate?

2007-05-18T07:23:00.000-06:00

maybe. but its still funny. so i thought i would share a picture i took last night of my thrown. you can find my thrown conveniently located in "my office". where i do my business and thing of ways to get rich. hahah.

thrillist: compliment your pipes

2007-05-17T11:55:00.000-06:00

what is wrong with politicians today?

Police Officer Steals Marijuana

2007-05-16T16:05:00.001-06:00

Jesus

2007-05-16T15:40:00.001-06:00

is this your homework?

2007-05-16T15:14:00.000-06:00

Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
Dude: Huh? Oh. Yeah. Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh... my briefcase.
Cop: In the briefcase?
Dude: Papers. Just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers.
Cop: And what do you do, sir?
Dude: I'm unemployed.

I heart Primedia

2007-05-16T13:20:00.000-06:00

I am a happy camper

Primedia's Enthusiast Fetches $1.2 Billion
By KEVIN KINGSBURY
May 15, 2007; Page B3

Source Interlink Cos. has agreed to pay about $1.2 billion for the enthusiast media business of Primedia Inc. that the company said in February it might sell.

Want more news... click here.

Nice marmot

2007-05-16T12:14:00.000-06:00

Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.
Dude: Why me, man?
Brandt: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
Dude: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
Brandt: Well Dude, we just don't know.

Mark it 8 dude

2007-05-16T08:45:00.000-06:00

The big lebowski nixon bowling poster. needless to say, it is a classy wall tapestry.

NASCAR Season

2007-05-16T08:02:00.000-06:00

its in full swing. are you loving it today?

outstanding

2007-05-15T11:50:00.002-06:00

revver

2007-05-15T11:50:00.001-06:00

animals,

2007-05-15T06:29:00.000-06:00

some people love them a little too much. practice healthy relationships.

your author, your friend

2007-05-15T06:27:00.000-06:00

on a personal note of appreciation, i would like to thank you for visiting my blog. i hope you enjoy it.