the strokes my friend, the strokes

okay, i need to say something

so how do i say ask this is in the correct way... what the fuck? this man needs to put down the fork. and i think he has given up on trying to meet a lady. you think?

and further more, who is the guy in the back... no not the guy with the kid, the dude behind him.

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eye contact and women

When should you make your move

When should you approach her?

There is a very specific moment that lasts for only a few minutes that determines whether you will be able to pick her up or not. You should make your move on the third eye-contact you two make.

No more. No less.



Anything before that will be premature:

0 eye contacts made: "Let me check you out while you introduce yourself, buster."

1 eye contact made: "I have checked you out and am forming an opinion about you."

2 eye contacts made: "I am considering you as potential playmate"



This is when you move in:

3 eye contacts made: "I am inviting you to come over and talk to me, act on it now!"



Anything after that will make you look less confident:

4 eye contacts made: "I am wondering why you didn't respond to her invitation, do you not like her?"

5 eye contacts made: "Are you keeping me as your back up plan?"

6 eye contacts made: "If you are shy, you are not worth my time."

7 eye contacts made: "Are you slow or what? Geez"

8 eye contacts made: "What a looser! We are all talking about you at our table."

9 eye contacts made: "Ha! And to think I was going to give it to him tonight…"



Yes, it takes guts to be able to react to the third time she checks you out.

But if you do go there and introduce yourself, you will find that talking to her and seducing her will be a lot easier than any other time. This is the moment when she is most receptive to you.

Your only effort will be to walk up to her, everything else will work out as planned.

If, you wait till the sixth eye contact, you will have to spend some time convincing her that you are the lover she has been looking for...not an easy task.

crime scene investigation

up late last night in hoboken

and i saw this guy when i went out to get a gallon of water. kind of weird.

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courtesy of a friend in IT

So there I am...enjoying my last commute as a free man...headphones on,
reading a magazine on the platform waiting for the subway...

I feel this WHACK against my leg..."What the F!?" as I turn around and see
some blind guying waving his stick at me...

I take out my earphone and look at him..."Can't you f*cking see I'm
listening to music? D*ck!!"

Guess he didn't see me.

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Slate Article-- Bogus Trend Story of the Day

The Sunday New York Times discovers online sales losing "steam."
By Jack Shafer
Posted Monday, June 18, 2007, at 6:05 PM ET

Illustration by Mark Alan Stamaty. Click image to expand.Nothing lives up to our expectations. My parents. Your children. Television season finales. Yesterday (June 17), the New York Times located its disappointment in Web-based retailing in a 1,200-word, Page One piece titled "Some Buyers Grow Web-Weary, and Online Sales Lose Steam."

The lede of the article asks, "Has online retailing entered the Dot Calm era?" The story answers resoundingly, "Yes."

The Times finds consternation in the fact that since the Web commerce got started, annual online retail sales have grown at about 25 percent. But those overall rates are slowing, the paper reports, and market-research firms project further slowing. The Times quotes a Jupiter Research finding that online retailing's growth rate has peaked and will slow to 9 percent a year by the end of the decade.

The Times presents a few bogus anecdotes to explain the slippage, including "Internet fatigue" on the part of consumers who are "changing their buying habits." A shopper tells the Times that he now prefers real stores to online ones because of better lighting and better service. His example: Book Passage in downtown San Francisco. The shopper's wife—who just happens to be an executive at the brick-and-mortar department store Macy's—says shopping online is "much more of a task." What else would she say?

The piece provides additional evidence to account for online's decline. Dell now sells computers at Wal-Mart, it reports. Gone unmentioned is the fact that Dell sold PCs at Best Buy, Costco, and Sam's Club as recently as 1994, according to this Times article from one year ago. Another anecdote: Expedia.com has "almost tripled" its number of ticketing kiosks in hotels and other touristy spots. It could be a terrific supporting statistic if the story included the base number of kiosks that have been almost tripled, which it doesn't. The most bogus anecdote claims that "Borders … recently revamped its Web site to allow users to reserve books online and pick them up in the store." There's nothing "recent" about that service. Borders spokeswoman Anne Roman says via e-mail that the book chain has given customers the option to reserve books online and retrieve them in stores since November 2002.

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my kid

hi,

here is a picture of my kid brother. Like the rest of my family, he's kind of hairy. which is weird. cool but weird.

i got a haircut

with you in mind..... happy valentines day honey

He was killed....

in fact, the ending was genius if you've paid attention to the show
or are just a fan of well developed well thought out plots that all
tie together and have the memory of a champ to remember it all

the ending was simple, he got killed, but let me tell yall why and
explain in detail... There was 3 people in the room total who had a
reason to kill tony.....

the two black guys, they were paid before to kill tony but he was
only shot in the ear, this was in one of the earlier seasons,

also in the earlier seasons, the trucker who was sitting at the bar
stool, who the camera kept focusing in on, is Nikki leotardo, Phil
Leotardos nephew, he was in one of the early season episodes where
Phil and Tony have a sit down....

heres where the genius comes in....

When tonys walking in the diner,you see the camera focus on him, then
it switches to his perspective, and you see him looking @ the booth
hes gonna sit at...

then the camera switches back to tonys face, then it once again
switches to his perspective, and it shows him looking @ the door and
looking @ the people come in..... Everytime the door opens the Chimes
sound....... Carmela walks in, Chimes, AJ walks in Chimes, this when
Meadows parallel parking, still trying to get inside the
restaurant....

at this point the camera switches back to the trucker who goes in the
bathroom......

Then it goes to a scene where meadow finally parks and starts running
in the diner....

the doors about to open, Tony looks up....

and No Chimes......................

No Music............

Everything just goes black...............

In one of the early episodes of the sopranos, tonys talking with
bobby about what it must feel like to die..

Bobby says "at the end, you probably dont hear anything, everything
just goes black"


part of that was revisited in the second to last episode during the
last seconds of it, when tonys about to go to sleep and he flashes
back to the memory of him and bobby on the boat... "You probably dont
hear anything everything just goes black"


so in the end, the Journey song was playing, the chimes on the door
sounded but when meadow came in, the guy in the trucker hat came out
and killed tony...

its the reason you dont hear, or see anything when he died.... it was
from his perspective.... and everything went black, then the credits
rolled.

what is going on today

first off, i find the jiggy video, then i find this one.

gross.

to all my ladies in this

with styles and grace
who need a little help
but can still get jiggy with it

imagine if this was your mom

this story stinks- thank god its not true

Red Sox Fan vs. Yankee Fan
One foggy night, a Yankees Fan was heading north from
New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from
Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each
other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Yankees Fan manages to climb out of his car and
surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and
says, "Man, I am lucky to be alive." Likewise, the Red
Sox Fan gets out of his car uninjured, feeling equally
fortunate to have survived.


The Yankees Fan walks over to the Red Sox Fan and says
"Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put
away our petty differences and live as friends instead
of being rivals." The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment
and says, "You know, you're right. We should be
friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red Sox Fan then pops his
trunk open and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Yankees fan, "I think this is
another sign - we should toast to our new found
friendship".

The Yankees Fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After
sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to
the Red Sox Fan and says "your turn."

The Red Sox Fan calmly twists the cap back on the
bottle, throws it over the bridge into the river and
says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to
show up. Go Sox!!!!!!!!!!!

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cincinnati is nice in the summer

hi everyone,

i really really really like cinci in the summer. its like san francisco only clean. san francisco is actually a shit hole place filled with pimps and hookers and super aggressive homeless people. WTF.

why dont we do ourselves a favor and go to cincinnati?