this story stinks- thank god its not true

Red Sox Fan vs. Yankee Fan
One foggy night, a Yankees Fan was heading north from
New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from
Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each
other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Yankees Fan manages to climb out of his car and
surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and
says, "Man, I am lucky to be alive." Likewise, the Red
Sox Fan gets out of his car uninjured, feeling equally
fortunate to have survived.


The Yankees Fan walks over to the Red Sox Fan and says
"Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put
away our petty differences and live as friends instead
of being rivals." The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment
and says, "You know, you're right. We should be
friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red Sox Fan then pops his
trunk open and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Yankees fan, "I think this is
another sign - we should toast to our new found
friendship".

The Yankees Fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After
sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to
the Red Sox Fan and says "your turn."

The Red Sox Fan calmly twists the cap back on the
bottle, throws it over the bridge into the river and
says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to
show up. Go Sox!!!!!!!!!!!