binary comedian

courtesy of a friend in IT

So there I am...enjoying my last commute as a free man...headphones on,
reading a magazine on the platform waiting for the subway...

I feel this WHACK against my leg..."What the F!?" as I turn around and see
some blind guying waving his stick at me...

I take out my earphone and look at him..."Can't you f*cking see I'm
listening to music? D*ck!!"

Guess he didn't see me.